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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. A log book with false entries. 2. Not the goods you're supposed to have. 3. Nuclear waste. 4. Perishable food. 5. Boxes of the finest china. 6. Cases of fine wine. 7. Smuggled medications from Chi...
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152.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Being in a stolen car. 2. Telling the police you have an invisible friend. 3. Telling the police you are the invisible masked avenger. 4. Showing the police your mask and cape. 5. Driving off when...
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153.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. A bottle of fine wine. 2. Fine china. 3. The face of someone on a post office wall. 4. Jewelry you are trying to fence. 5. A known felon. 6. Any kind of white powder or funny looking home made cig...
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154.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. A couple of six packs. 2. A jug of your favorite cheap wine. 3. Sleeping pills. 4. Uppers. 5. Downers. 6. Inbetweeners. 7. A bottle of scotch. 8. Old pills lying around. 9. Diet pills. 10. Pet med...
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155.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. You won't believe this, but I'm actually someone very important. 2. I'm actually a spy. 3. I could have you fired for that. 4. Don't you know who you're talking to? 5. This is a joke, right? 6. I'...
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156.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Unexpected furniture. 2. Your boss. 3. An angry mob looking for you. 4. Sarah Palin. 5. A fallen tree. 6. A pack of wild dogs. 7. Crocodiles. 8. Your mother. 9. The teacher that caught you trying ...
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157.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Hire a personal injury lawyer. 2. See a good car chase movie where everyone gets their car ruined. 3. Eat some comfort food and then take some indigestion tablets. 4. Read a good book on relieving...
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158.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Another pedestrian accident. 2. Cars coming too close to you. 3. Car horns. 4. Trucks. 5. Ambulances. 6. Police cars. 7. Angry mobs. 8. Your ex-spouse. 9. That teacher who never liked you. 10. Any...
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159.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Accidents. 2. Stop and go traffic. 3. Police sirens. 4. Ambulance sirens. 5. Furniture in the road. 6. Road construction. 7. Not having a motorcycle while yours is being fixed or totaled. 8. Pot h...
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160.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Tow yards. 2. Car repairs. 3. Insurance companies. 4. Hospitals. 5. Doctors. 6. Car rental companies. 7. The Department of Motor Vehicles. 8. Your job. 9. Your financial situation. 10. Your home s...