hermosa beach
hermosa beach
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. What a nice day. 2. I feel great. 3. What could possibly go wrong today. 4. I think my life is on the upswing. 5. This is going to be great. 6. Things are looking up. 7. I'm sure saving money not ...
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. BMX racing with that bad back. 2. Skiing on that bad leg. 3. Mountain climbing with that neck injury. 4. Snowboarding with that knee pain. 5. Motocross racing with that wrist sprain. 6. Snowmobile...
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33.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Gone bar hopping. 2. Gotten plastered at their favorite nightclub. 3. Antagonized the police officer. 4. Dared the police officer to handcuff them. 5. Played with the police car siren. 6. Moved th...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. The all you can eat buffet in town. 2. The happy hour bar you like. 3. Wine tasting. 4. A horror movie that had a bicycle accident scene and a doctor who stalks the victim. 5. The bicycle shop to ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Gone to a movie with car chase scenes. 2. Had pizza before going to sleep and then had dreams of the accident. 3. Taken those pills in the medicine cabinet that were three years old. 4. Gotten dru...
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36.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Due to the economy we've made a few changes to increase our revenues and cut costs. 2. There will be a rental charge for any pillows you use. 3. Changes of linen incur an additional charge. 4. Eac...
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37.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Handcuffs as a joke. 2. Tasers. 3. Arresting you once they find out you're on the lam. 4. Bumping your head as you are put in the police car. 5. Screen tests (sudden stops while you are handcuffed...
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Okay, lets start your training over. When you're about to cross the street, what do we do? That's right. We look both ways. 2. Maybe we should check your eyesight. You say you never saw the truck ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. We have room for either you or your bike and frankly your bike looks like it has a better chance of running again than you do. 2. The police said to take good care of you so they can interrogate y...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. So, you came back for the food, did you? 2. Did you bring your life's savings? 3. We charge for everything now. Parking is fifteen dollars. 4. If you'd like to sit while you wait for a doctor, tha...