fullerton
fullerton
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. You rarely win in a truck vs. car accident. 2. Your car will now be a compact. 3. Ambulance rides aren't fun when you're strapped to a board. 4. It's hard to fill out hospital forms with a broken ...
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72.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1) An accident can ruin your whole year. 2) Tow truck drivers don't always use deodorant. 3) Policemen are inquisitive, especially if you have medicine samples in your possession. 4) Policemen are in...
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73.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Pedestrian accidents rarely happen in the park, unless you're unlucky enough to be hit by an ice cream vendor. 2. An accident can ruin your whole day. 3. Dental work to replace lost teeth. 4. Plas...
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74.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Road rash. 2. Brains scrambled. 3. Headaches. 4. Ruined motorcycle jackets. 5. Scratched helmets. 6. Damaged motorcycles. 7. Insurance rates. 8. Pain from head to toe. 9. Hospitals. 10. Lawyers (a...
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75.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. In an instant, your beautiful car turns into a pile of junk. 2. Car shopping is no picnic. 3. Remember how much fun it is to deal with car dealers? 4. Car rentals aren't cheap. 5. Hospitals aren't...
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76.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Bicycle accidents rarely happen in the park. 2. Bicycles get damaged easily. 3. You can't ride to the hospital with a broken bike. 4. Ambulances don't come cheap. 5. Hospital emergency rooms like ...
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77.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1) Children get annoyed. 2) Your dog may bite you. 3) Coffee stains are hard to get out. 4) Beer smell is a dead give away to the cops. 5) Handcuffs are not a good accessory. 6) Mug shots never turn ...
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78.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. It's raining and traffic isn't slowing down. 2. It's snowing and people are trying to get somewhere to avoid putting on chains. 3. Bars are closing and some maniac passes you going eighty. 4. Sand...
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79.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Sit in the Jacuzzi with a glass of cold water for a little each night for a week. 2. Drive anywhere out of the city, the beach, the mountains, anywhere for a change of scenery. 3. Sit at the beach...
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80.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Try to get a little sympathy from the police officer. 2. Tell the insurance adjuster how much you like their voice. 3. Tell your cell mates in jail how much you like their tattoos. 4. Ride up fron...