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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Other patients in pain. 2. Other patients who have been coming to the chiropractor for years and who are still in pain. 3. Strange devices for chiropractic treatment. 4. Anything using electricity...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. The police officer writing out a ticket and looking at you. 2. The police office taking out their handcuffs and walking your way. 3. The police officer calling for back-up when you ask a couple of...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Brain damage can be confusing. 2. Fractures itch under those casts. 3. Muscle and ligament strains don't sound like much but can hurt like heck. 4. Dogs seem to know when you are hurt. 5. Trucks c...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. They are not who they initially thought they were. 2. It is not the year they thought it was. 3. They are not in medieval England. 4. Nor are they King Tut looking over his new digs. 5. The nation...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Do you know who you are? 2. What's your name? 3. What makes you think you're the Queen of England? 4. What year is it? 5. If you had to make a second choice after 1492, what year do you think it w...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Euphoria that they weren't hurt for a couple of hours, until the adrenaline wears off and the pain sets in. 2. Ambivalence as other drivers try to shift the blame away from themselves. 3. Helpless...
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67.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. The truck stop food you ate. 2. The dream you had last night. 3. That thing someone said to you. 4. Getting lost on that last interchange. 5. Drinking not enough coffee. 6. Drinking too much coffe...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. The wrong cologne. 2. The wrong clothes. 3. Not remembering to take out the trash. 4. That smell in the refrigerator. 5. The lack of money in your wallet. 6. Your feeling good for once when you wo...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. Full moon. 2. No moon. 3. Sun spots. 4. Space junk. 5. Falling stock prices. 6. Rising food prices. 7. Not running as fast as you used to. 8. The wrong sun glasses. 9. Your horoscope. 10. Not call...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. Your dog growled at you. 2. Your cat decided it no longer likes the liter box. 3. The gasoline you use in your motorcycle. 4. The oil you use. 5. The color helmet you have. 6. The fact that for th...