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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Have bulges in your pockets. 2. Talk tough. 3. Try to boss around the police officer. 4. Ask the police officer why he's harassing you. 5. Tell the police officer you need a downer. 6. Ask the pol...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Be smoking anything unusually aromatic as the police officer pulls up. 2. Tell the police officer you have a parole hearing you're two weeks late for. 3. Tell the police officer you know there's a...
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53.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Have fifteen people inside. 2. Have a broken bottle of wine in the front seat. 3. No brakes. 4. Be the person they're looking for on an amber alert. 5. Have a common name like Bin Laden. 6. Have ...
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54.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Blame a bicyclist for being drunk when the officer can smell alcohol on your breath. 2. Try to run away. 3. Head for the nearest bar. 4. Take some pills to relax. 5. Flag down traffic for a ride....
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55.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Be annoying. 2. Start whining. 3. Throw beer cans out of your car. 4. Have a beer cooler in plain sight. 5. Have a jug of wine in your hands. 6. Smoke some unusually aromatic cigarettes. 7. Start ...
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56.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. The waiting room overflowing with so many people you wonder if there is a going out of business sale. 2. The same six-month old magazines that have been there every time you've had an appointment....
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Dirty sheets. 2. Bed bugs. 3. Doctors drinking. 4. Nurses drinking. 5. Hospital food. 6. Dirty bathrooms. 7. Diapers. 8. Depends. 9. Doctors leaving. 10. Nurses sleeping. Here are ten useful tips ...
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58.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. A waiting list two pages long. 2. People yelling about their bill. 3. Medical staff rushing in and rushing out even faster. 4. The lights dim on and off as if some medical device being used is dra...
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59.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Patients who look like they've been waiting two days to be seen. 2. Patients rolling out sleeping bags. 3. Patients cooking their own meals. 4. Patients gagging on the hospital cafeteria food. 5. ...
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60.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Pain killers they won't give you. 2. Straps either for strapping you down or for whipping. 3. Anything that doesn't look well secured. 4. The ambulance stopping for a fast food drive-thru order. 5...