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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Remove a few teeth. 2. Have your head examined. 3. Remove corns from your feet. 4. Have a hair transplant. 5. Liposuction. 6. Marital counseling. 7. Watch your favorite team lose. 8. Watch your le...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Brushed your teeth. 2. Reviewed your car insurance. 3. Bought more car insurance. 4. Bought better medical coverage. 5. Found out the names of some good doctors. 6. Learned which hospital was best...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Hit such a big truck. 2. Seen the load on the truck falling on top of your car. 3. Watching your car wedging itself underneath the truck. 4. Called the number on the back of the truck just before ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Look to see if she could see Russia. 2. Accuse the police officer of being a socialist. 3. Accuse you of being associated with a terrorist. 4. Deny any involvement to the troopers. 5. Dress up in ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. It's not good to dwell on such things. 2. It was a nice day until the accident happened. 3. Things were going so well. 4. You had other things you would have preferred to do. 5. If you were going ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Zigged instead of zagged. 2. Gone down a different street. 3. Started your ride a few minutes earlier or later. 4. Not gotten out of bed that day. 5. Not asked the police officer if he would let y...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. The fact that your car doesn't look like it used to. 2. The neck brace. 3. That board the paramedics strapped you to. 4. The hospital emergency room wait. 5. The hospital gown that covered up virt...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. The part where you get hurt. 2. The part where the car is demolishing your bicycle. 3. The moment when you realized you were about to get hit. 4. The flashback of your entire life. 5. The part wh...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Give your medical bills to the other driver. 2. Have the other driver get the car repairs handled. 3. See that the other driver takes a drivers education course. 4. See that the other driver have ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I wonder what just hit me. 2. That felt like a truck. Nah. 3. I think I'm having a bad day. 4. I knew I was living under a cloud. 5. This isn't happening. 6. So, what else can happen? 7. I knew I ...