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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. You don't look so good. 2. Do you mind if we look through your car? 3. Your car is leaking gas. 4. Wow, you really got clobbered. 5. Just another Friday night in the city. 6. Would you mind tellin...
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Don't worry. I threw away the truck log book. 2. They impounded the truck for a measly brake problem. 3. No, I wasn't drinking. Not at that precise moment. 4. You drive straight for two days and s...
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33.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Riding home in the front seat with a good looking police officer. 2. Riding home in the back seat handcuffed with any type of police officer. 3. Ruining that new car you gave your spouse for their...
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34.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Since when does a pedestrian have the right of way if he's in a crosswalk? 2. I am not going back to prison without a fight. 3. My doctor told me I should drink red wine. 4. I don't like the way I...
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35.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. By wearing enough protective gear to ensure you won't be injured again. 2. By asking out the nurse you met at the hospital. 3. By drinking milk. 4. By eating more natural foods. 5. By taking vitam...
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36.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Telling her that the insurance company will likely take a few weeks before they pay for the car. 2. Telling her that the company will have to rent a car at their expense and wait to be reimbursed....
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. That's one for the record book. You're the first person to ever eat the custard pudding here and keep it down. 2. Can we just see that pill we gave you? In the event you already swallowed it, we'l...
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. We'll be keeping you overnight for observation and the guard will be outside your door. 2. The police are sending two investigators to talk to you about that pile-up you caused. I hear they still ...
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39.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. Well, you look like you went fifteen rounds with the heavyweight champion. A truck hit you or do you always look this bad? 2. I can't say I ever remember one person with more fractures. 3. We're g...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. I've been here for three days. 2. Pssshaw. That's nothing. 3. Watch out for the nurse Brock. They say she doesn't like motorcycle riders. 4. This place is like roach motel. 5. I guess you get what...