el segundo
el segundo
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Asking if you would like seconds on the tofu at lunch. 2. Telling you that the hospital is going bankrupt. 3. Asking if you have any suggestions of a good doctor to do the surgery. 4. Telling you ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Pretending they removed the wrong body part. 2. Calling you by the wrong gender. 3. Reading your chart and gasping. 4. Pretending you're not in the room. 5. Calling for a priest. 6. Telling the nu...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. By asking if you would like the hospital special - three surgeries for the price of two. 2. Asking you if you would like anesthesia for a little extra cost. 3. Asking if you would like clean instr...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. By telling you that surgery is a snap and risk free. 2. Telling you that the hospital now sells life insurance and surgery malpractice insurance. 3. Telling you that it's not okay to leer at the n...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. By riding into your room on a bicycle and crashing into the wall. 2. By bringing in a dog and introducing the dog as your surgeon. 3. Having a nurse give you placebos. 4. Asking you how you like y...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Acting as tour guides on the way to the hospital. 2. Asking if you can pitch in for the gas. 3. Bumping your head on your way into the ambulance. 4. Bumping your head on your way out of the ambul...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Telling you that you'll never miss your spleen after a surgery on your knee. 2. Pretending you are another patient. 3. Showing you X-rays of another patient of a different gender. 4. Showing you X...
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8.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Suspending your license for not submitting the accident report form. 2. Suspending your license for not having insurance at the time of the accident. 3. No one you can talk to on the phone for ans...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Shifting you to more crowded county hospitals 2. Putting you in dorm type rooms. 3. Putting you in the mental ward. 4. Sending you to a rest home. 5. Losing your valuables. 6. Forgetting you're th...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Thinking you see the same car that hit you every time you walk. 2. Seeing the accident in your dreams. 3. Thinking you see the car that hit you every time you drive. 4. Feeling the same injuries a...