desert hot springs
desert hot springs
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. You look marvelous in that uniform, officer. 2. I'm going to tell the Mayor what a great job you did here tonight, officer. 3. Haven't I seen you here before? 4. What do you say we have dinner ton...
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Once again we see idiots crossing a busy road instead of walking a few extra feet to the crosswalk. 2. How many times must we tell people to wear light colored clothing if they're going to walk ac...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I've seen a lot of motorcycle accidents, but yours takes the cake. 2. You have to teach me how to do that. 3. I'll pay you $50 to do that again. 4. I don't suppose you'd like to tell me what the h...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. If I pay extra, can you handcuff the other driver? 2. I have no idea who put those empty beer cans in my car. 3. Don't tase me, bro. 4. I don't suppose we could pretend none of this happened. 5. I...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. A picture of you before and after impact with the truck. 2. Pictures of you in a hospital gown with the back open. 3. A picture of you flying off of your bicycle upon impact. 4. A picture of you h...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Where's the fire? 2. I don't suppose you could put my car out of its misery, could you? 3. Hot car, huh? 4. While you're at it, could you shoot a stream of water at the guy who hit me? 5. They jus...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Just what the tanker truck was carrying that caused whole neighborhoods to be evacuated. 2. Just how toxic that cloud of gas was after the truck caught fire. 3. How many hours the truck driver had...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I saw everything. Did you get my name? 2. I couldn't believe how fast he was going. 3. What a shame to destroy a new car like that. 4. I never saw so many police cars in one place since the Presid...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. An update on the weather, and another update on the weather, and another. 2. A view of the accident using a long range telephoto lens from two blocks away that shows a bunch of people walking arou...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. That you're a member of a radical motorcycle gang you've never heard of. 2. That you ride with a motorcycle gang formed in a prison you never knew existed. 3. That you wrote a popular 60's song th...