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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. We'll be keeping you overnight for observation and the guard will be outside your door. 2. The police are sending two investigators to talk to you about that pile-up you caused. I hear they still ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Well, you look like you went fifteen rounds with the heavyweight champion. A truck hit you or do you always look this bad? 2. I can't say I ever remember one person with more fractures. 3. We're g...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. I've been here for three days. 2. Pssshaw. That's nothing. 3. Watch out for the nurse Brock. They say she doesn't like motorcycle riders. 4. This place is like roach motel. 5. I guess you get what...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. I sure hope someone knows what this is. 2. This looks worrisome. 3. You did all of this in one accident? 4. This could take awhile. 5. Are you sure you have insurance? 6. Just fill out these twent...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. The stuffed chicken casserole surprise in the cafeteria. 2. That doorway with the nuclear radiation signs on it. 3. The front doors where all the smokers are sending a cloud of nicotine in the air...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1) Who knows what they'll find. 2) Maybe you can find out something about that itchy spot. 3) Maybe you'll get some sympathy from the people you know. 4) You can stop thinking about your car being to...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. He cut me off earlier and I was going to tell him it was okay. 2. I was just trying to get her phone number. 3. I was trying to read her license plate. 4. I was just trying to see if I knew her. 5...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Bike lanes are for cars too. 2. Cars pay a lot more in registration and license fees. 3. I wasn't looking for bikes, I was looking for cars. 4. At least I didn't hit a pedestrian. 5. Everyone's al...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. After coming home from the proctologist. 2. After coming home from the dentist. 3. After having plastic surgery. 4. After having brain surgery. 5. After being fired. 6. After being sued. 7. After ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. I'm firing him. 2. He stole the vehicle. 3. You can leave the punishment to me. I'll make sure he's reprimanded. 4. Well, technically it's the company's car, but he was driving it. 5. That's true ...