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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Tell the police what you confided to the paramedic. 2. Take the next stretcher for himself. 3. Sit up front with the driver. 4. Look at a map for directions to a hospital south of the border. 5. P...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Read your chart and start laughing. 2. Show your chart around. 3. Play poker, lose and get angry. 4. Look for her glasses and then give you medication without ever finding them. 5. Take some of yo...
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13.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Dirty clothes. 2. Dirty dishes. 3. Lawsuits naming the hospital. 4. Police looking at you. 5. Medicines all mixed up. 6. Discarded needles. 7. The lights go on and off. 8. Left over food. 9. Mice....
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Burst into tears. 2. Tear up your chart. 3. Kick his foot into a wall. 4. Storm out of the hospital. 5. Announce he's quitting after reading your chart. 6. Run for the bathroom. 7. Look for a coun...
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15.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. The truck stop food you ate. 2. The dream you had last night. 3. That thing someone said to you. 4. Getting lost on that last interchange. 5. Drinking not enough coffee. 6. Drinking too much coffe...
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16.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. The wrong cologne. 2. The wrong clothes. 3. Not remembering to take out the trash. 4. That smell in the refrigerator. 5. The lack of money in your wallet. 6. Your feeling good for once when you wo...
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17.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. Full moon. 2. No moon. 3. Sun spots. 4. Space junk. 5. Falling stock prices. 6. Rising food prices. 7. Not running as fast as you used to. 8. The wrong sun glasses. 9. Your horoscope. 10. Not call...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. Your dog growled at you. 2. Your cat decided it no longer likes the liter box. 3. The gasoline you use in your motorcycle. 4. The oil you use. 5. The color helmet you have. 6. The fact that for th...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. Sarah Palin interviews. 2. Sarah Palin's confusing answers. 3. The stock market. 4. The financial crisis. 5. The mortgage meltdown. 6. Insurance companies. 7. Your house value sinking. 8. Your ret...