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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. They don't find anything wrong with your vehicle. 2. The police find the other person at fault. 3. The police don't notice your worn tires. 4. The police don't see the beer cooler in your vehicle....
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. You're not one of those doctors in training are you? Let me see the chief of staff. 2. Can I get some drugs to go? 3. Would some Viagra be out of the question? 4. If you need me to take off my clo...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. The police blame you for jaywalking. 2. The police find contraband on your person. 3. The ambulance injects the wrong amount of pain killer. 4. It takes you days to come off the high. 5. You have ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. The police officer doesn't assume you're the one who caused the accident. 2. The ambulance driver doesn't bump your head going into the ambulance. 3. The ambulance driver doesn't drop your stretch...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. You're not found at fault when you clearly were. 2. Your car runs better after the accident than it did before. 3. That pain you had in your shoulder before the accident is gone. 4. You get seen r...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Another bicycle accident. 2. An accident while you're on the way to the hospital. 3. A paramedic saying, "Oops" as he hits your head coming out of the ambulance. 4. The hospital staff forgetting a...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Would some Viagra help? 2. Could I have a year's supply of Valium? 3. This isn't going to just heal overnight, is it? 4. If I pay you extra, can you make me better faster? 5. This is because I don...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. This just isn't my day. 2. Hope your day is going better than mine. 3. I think I'm catching a cold. 4. I heard about you. 5. I saw your accident on the news. The police were talking about you. 6. ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Have a couple of shots of scotch. 2. Saying, "Why me." 3. Calling for a priest. 4. Wringing his hands. 5. Yelling at the nurse for giving you the wrong medication. 6. Ordering a stomach pump for y...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Drugs. 2. Shots of tequila. 3. Playing spin the bottle with the nurses. 4. Talking gibberish. 5. Explaining your condition with such a thick accent, you can't understand her. 6. Trying to electro...