costa mesa
costa mesa
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Could you give me a lift home? I'm a little tipsy. 2. Wassssupp? 3. I knew I should have renewed my license. 4. Hey, someone towed my car. 5. Nice badge, occifer. 6. I dare you to handcuff me. 7. ...
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. It was dark and there wasn't a moon out. 2. I did stop. Well, kind of. 3. I just bumped you a little. 4. Hey, walk it off. 5. That doesn't look too swollen to me. 6. You could have walked a little...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. If I hadn't put the motorcycle down, Dude, I would have hit three small children and a puppy dog. 2. It wasn't the beer, man, it was the other driver. 3. My beard got caught in the wheel. 4. It wa...
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34.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. This just isn't my day. 2. You're not buying a word of what I'm telling you, are you? 3. Okay, then lets try this.... 4. You gave me a ticket last year. 5. Everyone's against me. 6. If it wasn't f...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. He was walking his bike through the crosswalk, for crying out loud. 2. Hey, I have the bigger vehicle. He should have stopped. 3. How slow can a bicyclist be? 4. You'd have thought he was out for ...
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36.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Anyone know where the nearest bar is? 2. Can I play with the siren on your shiny car? 3. Lets try double or nothing on those citations. 4. Betcha I can drive blindfolded. 5. I'll bet you never saw...
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37.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Trying to go across the street before that big rig came barreling through the intersection. 2. Accelerating to make a yellow light about the same time it turned red. 3. Thinking the truck would be...
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) When I admitted fault I was hallucinating. 2) The police are all against me. 3) Your driver hit me harder than I hit him. 4) If your driver hadn't been stopped I wouldn't have hit him. 5) If your ...
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39.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Picking up loose change. 2. Walking without looking for people driving without looking. 3. Having a leisurely drink. 4. Watching the sunset. 5. Waving to a girl on a bike. 6. Skateboarding. 7. Ben...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Beer and pain killers. 2. Wine and pain killers. 3. Any other kind of alcohol and pain killers. 4. Alcohol, pain killers and muscle relaxers. 5. Alcohol, pain killers, muscle relaxers and sleeping...