costa mesa
costa mesa
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Anything that might give your roommate gas. 2. Non-alcoholic drinks. 3. Bad pizza. 4. Rubbery hot dogs. 5. Hamburger patties with the consistency of cardboard. 6. Lint from the laundry. 7. Spicy p...
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122.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Tissue. 2. Yesterday's food reheated. 3. Dog food. 4. Cat food. 5. Tuna surprise. 6. Anything with the word, "surprise" in the title. 7. The words, "Don't eat this" written in the mashed potatoes....
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123.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Pills. 2. The special of the day. 3. Tofu. 4. Runny jello. 5. Spam. 6. Doctor's notes. 7. Hair nets. 8. Labels. 9. Health inspection records. 10. Free seconds. Here are ten actual tips of advice f...
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124.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Wondering why the sky is blue. 2. Trying to talk to trees. 3. Carrying on a conversation with your dog. 4. Inventing energy saving devices. 5. Learning how to use your computer more efficiently. 6...
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125.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Pay bills. 2. Clean the garage. 3. Clean up after the dog. 4. Empty septic tanks. 5. Clean bathrooms on a cruise ship in heavy seas. 6. Montezuma's revenge. 7. Sort through the stinky garbage for ...
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126.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Handle nuclear waste. 2. Handle toxic materials. 3. Clean sewers. 4. Work in the post office. 5. Work in the complaint department anywhere. 6. Perform menial tasks. 7. Listen to Sarah Palin interv...
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127.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Write "I will not get into a motorcycle accident ever again" a thousand times. 2. Scratch your fingernails on a chalkboard. 3. Eat the vegetables you like least. 4. Sit in a field filled with flow...
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128.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Save the rain forest. 2. Save the polar bears. 3. Discover new planets. 4. Discover ancient tombs filled with mummies. 5. Go treasure hunting. 6. Set world records in a sport. 7. Catch Bin Laden. ...
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129.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Anything not so painful. 2. Stick your head in the sand. 3. Go ice fishing in your shorts. 4. Read Shakespeare and take a test afterwards. 5. Take the bar exam. 6. Clean bathrooms. 7. Go through b...
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130.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Play poker and win millions. 2. Promote world peace. 3. Save the world. 4. Save the environment. 5. Win a beauty contest. 6. Win an election. 7. Win the lottery. 8. Get into shape. 9. Lose excess ...