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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Scream. 2. Take a deep breath. 3. Write down the license plate of the other car as it takes off. 4. Call the police. 5. Wipe the coffee off yourself that you spilled. 6. Freshen up for the soon to...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. This is going to take days. 2. I think we're going to need more investigators. 3. Close down the freeway. 4. Who's the idiot who started it? 5. I can't wait to hear how this one began. 6. If it's ...
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63.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I'm the safest driver you ever met. Go ahead and run my record. 2. I only had two beers.... Oh yeah, and a couple of shots. 3. Those drugs aren't mine. 4. Are you going to believe him? 5. The witn...
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64.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I'm just going to drag you over to the side of the street. 2. You look okay to me. 3. Did that hurt? 4. You know you're lying in some water there. 5. Oh, that doesn't look good. 6. Can I get you s...
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65.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. He was on one of those motorcycles, officer, the ones that are always cutting in front of you. 2. How was I supposed to know he was there? 3. I shouldn't have to constantly be looking for motorcyc...
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66.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. This one is guilty. 2. This one is innocent. 3. This one is pretty. 4. I wonder how I can search this car. 5. That story sounded fishy. 6. I need to find a witness. 7. Don't die on me. 8. You're a...
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67.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Medical malpractice. 2. Hospital malpractice. 3. Pharmaceutical malpractice. 4. What that food is they just served me? 5. Why does this room stink? 6. What are all those beeping sounds? 7. I can s...
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68.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I'm innocent. 2. I didn't do it. 3. I don't know anything about it. 4. What's wrong, officer? 5. Who, me? 6. Let me tell you what really happened. 7. Don't listen to that jerk. 8. I'm a really nic...
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69.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. No more heartburn. 2. You can stop drinking so much. 3. Every lawyer comes with a prize in your next bag of potato chips. 4. You won't be lactose intolerant anymore. 5. That burning feeling in you...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Every time you hire a lawyer, you get bonus points on your credit card. 2. Every time you hire a lawyer, an angel gets into heaven. 3. Frequent flyer miles. 4. The lawyer's secretary might get a b...