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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-22
It doesn't matter where you log onto your computer. Whether it is in Newport Beach, Corona del Mar, Ontario, Rancho Cucamonga, San Diego, Orange County, Palm Springs, Palm Desert, Long Beach, Santa A...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-22
Whether you watch your television in Palm Desert, California, San Diego, CA, Orange County, Los Angeles, La Jolla, Del Mar, Pacific Beach, Carlsbad, Oceanside, San Marcos, Vista and Escondido or the ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. You rarely win in a truck vs. car accident. 2. Your car will now be a compact. 3. Ambulance rides aren't fun when you're strapped to a board. 4. It's hard to fill out hospital forms with a broken ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1) An accident can ruin your whole year. 2) Tow truck drivers don't always use deodorant. 3) Policemen are inquisitive, especially if you have medicine samples in your possession. 4) Policemen are in...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Pedestrian accidents rarely happen in the park, unless you're unlucky enough to be hit by an ice cream vendor. 2. An accident can ruin your whole day. 3. Dental work to replace lost teeth. 4. Plas...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Road rash. 2. Brains scrambled. 3. Headaches. 4. Ruined motorcycle jackets. 5. Scratched helmets. 6. Damaged motorcycles. 7. Insurance rates. 8. Pain from head to toe. 9. Hospitals. 10. Lawyers (a...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. In an instant, your beautiful car turns into a pile of junk. 2. Car shopping is no picnic. 3. Remember how much fun it is to deal with car dealers? 4. Car rentals aren't cheap. 5. Hospitals aren't...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Bicycle accidents rarely happen in the park. 2. Bicycles get damaged easily. 3. You can't ride to the hospital with a broken bike. 4. Ambulances don't come cheap. 5. Hospital emergency rooms like ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1) Children get annoyed. 2) Your dog may bite you. 3) Coffee stains are hard to get out. 4) Beer smell is a dead give away to the cops. 5) Handcuffs are not a good accessory. 6) Mug shots never turn ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. This time the truck is carrying toxic material. 2. There's a poodle driving the truck. 3. The truck has a sticker that asks you to call if you don't like the way the poodle is driving. 4. Your car...