cathedral city
cathedral city
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21.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Driving off in the wrong car. 2. Driving in circles after the accident. 3. Telling the police that you're the police. 4. Telling the police that you're the Queen of England. 5. Telling the pol...
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22.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Letting fifty people unload the goods in his truck onto another truck. 2. Answering his cell phone as you call the number on the back of his truck as you're encouraged to do if you don't like the ...
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23.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. That didn't go so well, did it? 2. We've never performed that operation before. 3. We're still looking for a sponge or two and a surgical clamp but don't worry, if we have to reopen you up, we'll ...
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24.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Anything that stinks. 2. Bubble gum on your shoes and pants. 3. Sprinkler run off. 4. Another vehicle out of control. 5. The police clapping the driver on the back who hit you like they're old fri...
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25.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Heave your bike onto the tow truck. 2. Drop your bike as he makes the first turn. 3. Run over your new motorcycle. 4. Greedily calculating how much the tow yard can make on your motorcycle parts. ...
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26.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Meatloaf surprise. 2. Tofu ala king. 3. Yesterday's anything. 4. The chef heaving. 5. People rushing for the toilets. 6. Stuffed anything. 7. Reheated food. 8. Everything being microwaved. 9. The ...
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27.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Hey, pedal this. 2. Look what you did to my new Lamborghini. 3. Get off the ground. You're blocking traffic. 4. That couldn't have hurt. 5. Tree hugger. 6. I suppose you're going to say you're hur...
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28.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Sponge bath, my foot. 2. Here you go, Mr. Smartypants. 3. You make one more comment like that and you can rot for all I care. 4. Here are your placebos. 5. A space just opened up in the mental war...
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29.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. It's believed the truck was traveling at about fifty miles an hour when it collided with the poor sod in the little hybrid. 2. We expect the driver of this little economy car will have some nightm...
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30.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. You look marvelous in that uniform, officer. 2. I'm going to tell the Mayor what a great job you did here tonight, officer. 3. Haven't I seen you here before? 4. What do you say we have dinner ton...