cathedral city
cathedral city
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11.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Riding your bike in an elderly person's blind spot. 2. Riding your bike in retirement communities. 3. Letting someone else ride your hog. 4. Joining a daredevil motorcycle gang. 5. Riding a bike f...
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12.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Telling the tow truck driver he should use deodorant. 2. Telling the tow truck driver to be sure not to scratch you new BMW. 3. Talking incessantly on your cell phone. 4. Annoying the tow truck dr...
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13.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. In the rain. 2. In the snow. 3. Without warning. 4. In a swimsuit. 5. While showing off. 6. Just after meeting a hottie. 7. While holding a sign, "If you think I'm hot, honk." 8. In front of polic...
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14.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches in the car, heavy on the bacon. 2. Poodles. 3. Coffee grains spilled to confuse the abilities of police dogs. 4. Funny looking cigarettes in plain sight. 5. Ge...
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15.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Another car headed straight for you. 2. A big rig truck headed straight for you. 3. The police with their guns drawn. 4. Your ex-wife getting out of the car that just rammed you. 5. A hit team. 6....
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16.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Voluntarily. 2. Involuntarily. 3. By daring the police officer. 4. By insulting the police officer. 5. By insulting the police officer's K9 dog. 6. By running around the police car until the polic...
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17.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Hugging the driver that hit you. 2. Suggesting to the driver that hit you that he gets his eyes examined. 3. Kicking the other driver's car tires. 4. Telling the other driver your attorney will be...
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18.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Yelling in Spanish (if near the border with Mexico) or in Canadian (lots of the word, eh, if near the border with Canada) to the closed rear doors of your truck. 2. Having a truck so overloaded th...
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19.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Trying to pick up on the police officer. 2. Taking a swing at the other driver. 3. Trying to bribe the witnesses. 4. Rearranging the cars and other evidence. 5. Handing your license and registrat...
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20.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. As if you were the driver of the car that hit you when the other driver points the finger at you. 2. As if you were still in prison. 3. Like your ex-wife treated you. 4. Like your ex-husband treat...