cambria
cambria
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-22
Anyone who lives in Southern California or who appreciates the coastline from San Diego to San Francisco has seen the offshore oil rigs along the coast of Santa Barbara, Oxnard, Ventura and Long Beac...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Hallucinations. 2. Fog. 3. Rain accumulations the size of a lake. 4. Cars hydroplaning across the freeway. 5. Black ice. 6. Any other form of ice. 7. Sleet. 8. Snow. 9. Hail. 10. Sarah Palin. Here...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1) Your mother in law. 2) Mattresses 3) Row boats. 4) Police cars. 5) Fire engines. 6) Kangaroos. 7) Pot holes the size of New Hampshire. 8) Other cars. 9) Sofas 10) Snow plows. Here are ten useful t...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Lucky charms. 2. Lucky anything. 3. The phone number of a good lawyer, preferably us. 4. Your health insurance card and a note of any doctors you want called. 5. The name of someone who can sneak ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Not being especially nice to your lawyer. 2. Not spending enough time with the dog, the kids, your spouse or your mother. 3. Having bad thoughts about the car tailgating you. 4. Having a drunk dri...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Not eating breakfast. 2. Not eating your vegetables. 3. Not exercising. 4. Not calling your mother back. 5. Not voting. 6. Not taking your vitamins. 7. Not paying your taxes. 8. Not eating enough ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. A first aid kit. 2. Cell phone. 3. Christmas tree lights with a battery. 4. A spotlight. 5. A large warning sign that reads, "Do Not Hit Me Or I'll Sue You." 6. A cruise ship horn. 7. A megaphone....
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Bad drivers. 2. Blow outs. 3. Drunk drivers. 4. Mechanical problems. 5. Furniture in the road. 6. Road construction. 7. Lanes merging. 8. On ramps. 9. Drivers who are distracted. 10. Billboards fo...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Well motorcyclists don't have to wear them. 2. I believe in personal freedom. 3. I don't like anyone telling me what I have to wear in my car. 4. I didn't vote for them. 5. I didn't agree to wear ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. I can't put on makeup with it on. 2. I can't blow dry my hair with it on. 3. I can't reach in the beer cooler. 4. I can't yell at the kids in the back. 5. I can't play with the kids. 6. How can yo...