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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Look around for what or who hit you. 2. Crawl to the nearest crosswalk if one is nearby. 3. Try to remember your name. 4. Tell yourself you're going to be okay, even if you know you're lying. 5. T...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Go back to safer modes of transportation. 2. Find a safer hobby, like mountain climbing. 3. Invest in your own MRI machine with all the costly MRI's they want to take of your injuries. 4. Figure o...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Go back to safer modes of transportation. 2. Find a safer hobby, like mountain climbing. 3. Invest in your own MRI machine with all the costly MRI's they want to take of your injuries. 4. Figure o...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Look for evidence of a cover up. 2. Blame the liberal media. 3. Give interviews to the conservative media station. 4. Blame Congress. 5. Search the internet blogs for an explanation of what happen...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Talk to the bicycle race organizers in France and ask them what the heck their vehicle was doing when it hit you. 2. Remove all evidence of performance enhancing drugs. 3. Smile for the cameras no...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Figure out what the heck happened. 2) Call the paparazzi if the other driver is a celebrity. 3) Call the grocery store magazines if the other driver is an alien. 4) Take your valuables out of your...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Picked a smaller truck to be with in an accident. 2. Driven a bigger car. 3. Not been drinking hot coffee. 4. Not have tried to drive and eat a cheeseburger at the same time. 5. Not been plucking ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I admit it. It was all my fault. Wait a minute. That light was green. At least I think it was. Well, now I'm not sure what color it was. 2. Hey, I wasn't going that much faster than the speed limi...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Cross the street in a crosswalk. 2. Cross the street in the daytime. 3. Cross the street wearing light colored clothing. 4. Not run out in front of that truck. 5. Walk against traffic so the polic...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. A list of all their injuries. 2. The other driver trying to blame them. 3. The other driver not knowing if he was insured. 4. The other driver owning a car worth about $200.00. 5. The other driver...