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101.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Play hide and seek with the police. 2) Tell the police you want to go back to eating the cheeseburger you were eating when the accident occurred. 3) Try to blame acne, dandruff, hair loss, bad bre...
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102.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. You are surrounded by big rig trucks on the freeway. 2. It's windy and the trucks are swerving with each gust of wind. 3. You're in a small economy car. 4. You honk your horn but the sound is swal...
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103.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) You receive a call on your cell phone that your car insurance just expired. 2) You receive a call on your work phone that your medical insurance payment was never received. 3) Your accountant says...
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104.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. You feel invincible today. 2. Things couldn't be better. 3. You just got a promotion. 4. And a raise. 5. Your honey and you have reservations to celebrate. 6. That relative you never get along wit...
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105.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. The motorcycle engine starts to cough. 2. You start to cough. 3. Other motorcycle riders keep their distance. 4. Pieces of the motorcycle start to fall off for no reason. 5. The seat starts to fee...
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106.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Sweaty palms. 2. Lightning striking twice in the same exact spot. The roof of your car. 3. Dogs bark as your car passes. 4. Children back away. 5. Old men shake their head. 6. The lights go out in...
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107.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Large trucks. 2. Cars weaving. 3. A pile-up of other bicycle riders ahead. 4. Barking dogs. 5. Packs of wild barking dogs. 6. Garbage disposal trucks. 7. Gardening trucks. 8. Cars backing out of d...
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108.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Your lawyer called. You were just sued for your dog biting someone. 2) Your neighbor says he thinks the sewer line near your house is leaking. 3) Your house is making creaking sounds like there's ...
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109.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. You rarely win in a truck vs. car accident. 2. Your car will now be a compact. 3. Ambulance rides aren't fun when you're strapped to a board. 4. It's hard to fill out hospital forms with a broken ...
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110.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1) An accident can ruin your whole year. 2) Tow truck drivers don't always use deodorant. 3) Policemen are inquisitive, especially if you have medicine samples in your possession. 4) Policemen are in...