Here's how I mentally approach meeting a new woman: I'm cocky and funny, I steal their lines, I tease them, and I don't ever give them a break.

In my opinion, your most valuable asset, no matter your looks, height, age, or income - is humor.

I don't care if you're four feet tall and have one eye. If you can make women laugh consistently and get those good feelings flowing through them, they'll love you.

I decided last year to start actually STUDYING comedy, as I've found that people (women) respond to it better than any other thing in the whole entire universe. So I did a bunch of research on the Internet to find the best books, and I bought about 5 or 6 of them.

One book that I read called Comedy Writing Secrets by Melvin Helitzer made a great point. He said that the majority of humor revolves around the character and not the jokes.

Most of the guys that I meet who want to learn to meet women are working on the ‘jokes' in their life and not the ‘character'. I did it for about two years myself. I tried to learn all kinds of lines and B.S.

It finally dawned on me that women were not really that concerned with all of that... they wanted a particular character. The lines didn't matter as long as they fit in with the character. Now that I have created this character for myself, things are all different. Women now call me. They pursue me. They want to be around me. It's strange, magical, and weird.

So what's the character that they want? Good question. I have a good friend who's the best I've ever seen at picking up women in bars and having sex with them that night. Now, I do better getting numbers and following up. But this guy is just a machine. And his whole mindset towards meeting women is to be "cocky and funny" (his words). My opinion is that women are turned off by arrogant men, unless... they're damn funny. This magic combination will attract women like Bill Clinton attracts chubby interns. I'm following in my buddy's footsteps.
I'll try to summarize the character that I've developed:

"I know that this girl is secretly trying to pick me up... I'm going to play hard to get, make fun of her, be indifferent towards her, and generally bust her balls as much as possible. I know that she loves a guy that is so sarcastic that it makes her nervous, so I'm going to really keep the heat on... and when she starts to show any interest at all on the outside, I'm going to blow her off and make her prove to me that she wants me... so I can reject her again."

I do crazy things, like if I'm standing next to a girl at a bar, I'll turn to her and say in a completely serious voice, "Will you PLEASE stop touching me?" And then look them right in the eye.

Or say, "What are you doing at a bar for god sakes? Can't you find a nice normal guy? Or are you desperate?" All with a completely straight face.

I say things that make them actually think that I'm serious, but leave a shadow of a doubt.

Here's what I'm looking for: If they respond in an insecure way and say, "Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't know that I was touching you", I'll keep it going... and say, "Well, you did. And if you're going to keep doing it, I'd appreciate it if you'd touch a little higher." They crack up.

If they shoot something funny back like, "Well, touchy touchy" and they know that I'm kidding, I just stay in character and say, "Yes, I don't like being touched. So keep a foot or so between us please" and keep it going.

And yes, sometimes (not often) I'll meet a cold one and she'll get uptight - I just walk away.

If you're going to do this, you have to remember to keep it going for the entire time... don't turn into a dumb ass at the first sign of her liking you. Keep up the character, play hard to get, etc. forever!