A limo company had recently done a job in Bristol where they picked up some lads in the early morning to go to a football match in London, when the chauffeur got out of the Hummer H2 limo; he looked at the passengers and none of them could even stand properly. The chauffeur gave the passengers a quick run through the limo on what button does what and how to use the light system. The passengers then asked the chauffeur if it was alright if they could bring some of their own alcohol on board. The chauffeur didn't decline as he thought that the boys had drunk more than enough and that they would probably fall asleep on the way to London. This was not the case, as soon as the passengers got in they started pumping the music very load, remember this was early morning and you could see the milk men doing their daily duties.

The chauffeur then asked the passengers to calm down a bit as the music was too load that the chauffeur could not think, he also pleaded for the passenger to not mess around with the electrics as it can get damaged. The passengers calmed down a bit as the chauffeur stopped off at a service station he then gave them a quick chat on not getting too drunk as they had not reached London and that they would not be able to get in to the stadium. As they got back in to the limo, one of the passengers had a bottle of vodka tucked in to his jacket which the chauffeur had not seen.

As the hummer limo got on the motorway the chauffeur had put the privacy screen up so that he did not get distracted by the passengers. After a few minutes the chauffeur heard screams in the back as if there was a fight, he then pressed a button for the privacy screen to go down and he could not believe what he saw.

The passengers were all fighting with each other, bottles were being thrown from one side of the limo to the other, lava lamps were smashed on the floor and blood was dripping from some of the passengers faces. The chauffeur had no choice but to pull up on the hard shoulder of the motorway and stop the fight. He got all of the passengers out of the limo and confiscated all the alcohol in the vehicle.

This made the passengers very unhappy and they subsequently started to fight with the chauffeur. The chauffeur was obviously quite distressed as he felt threatened by the passengers. He therefore decided his only option would have been to eject the passengers and leave them on the motorway. Fortunately the passengers started to calm down and they came to an agreement that they would not drink any more alcohol. After this, the chauffeur decided that he would move on and get the lads to London in time for their football match.

Once they got to London the chauffeur stopped at the football stadium and all the passengers poured out of the H2 hummer limo. The driver then spoke to one of the passengers whom was the most sober. The driver explained to him that if they were in the same condition on the return trip as they were on the way to London, the limo company would not accept them and they would have to pay for damages to the vehicle.

The moral of the story is to not get carried away in a limo as you may forfeit your return trip and you may be liable to pay for any damages.