yucca valley
yucca valley
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-21
The Palm Springs Coachella Valley area of Southern California has been hurt tremendously by the real estate and credit crisis meltdown. Cities like Palm Desert, Cathedral City, Rancho Mirage, Desert ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Anything greasy. 2. Pain killers with alcohol. 3. The rest of the hamburger you were eating that's now all over your shirt. 4. The funny looking cigarette you were smoking to hide it from the poli...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1) Take photographs in the middle of the freeway 2) Admit to having a drinking problem. 3) Keep going. 4) Make a pass at the police officer. 5) Have a drink to calm down 6) Smoke some pot to relax. 7...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Another car coming toward you. 2. The police taking out their handcuffs. 3. The driver of the car that hit you is your ex-wife. 4. A fire engine coming too fast to stop. 5. A drunk doctor. 6. A pa...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. That bike is trashed. 2. You should have worn a helmet. 3. We're calling a priest. 4. Your passenger is blaming you. 5. Your motorcycle insurance lapsed. 6. Your lawyer doesn't want to speak with ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. You need a drink. 2. You're underage. 3. You're unlicensed. 4. You stole the car. 5. You just came from another accident you caused. 6. You're thinking of becoming a cop so you can drive with the ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Into the car that hit you to light a cigarette if you smell gas. 2. The liquor store. 3. Disneyland. 4. A bicycle shop to see the cost of a new bike. 5. Swimming with a head injury. 6. A bad hospi...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1) Call 911 and ask to speak to the President of the United States. 2) Call 911 and tell them you are the President of the United States. 3) A divorce lawyer 4) Pizza delivery to your home. (You'll b...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Fake log books that attempt to hide the fact you've been driving for twenty hours straight. 2. Documents that show your truck is overloaded. 3. Repair estimates for brake repairs you haven't had d...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Telling the officer, "Search all you want." (and then adding an expletive under your breath). 2. Telling the officer, "I was just having a drink when that clod plowed into me." 3. Throwing items o...