thousand oaks
thousand oaks
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by SHERRY GABA - 2008-09-11
I have been doing my own juggling act in my mind with the buzz about our new vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. On the one hand, I am thrilled that perhaps once and for all women will fina...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Four star restaurant type charges for the food they served you from their cafeteria. 2. Bathroom charges. 3. Bed linen charges. 4. Charges for lost towels. 5. Charges for blood transfusions with n...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Car tire pieces they try to avoid. 2. Animals. 3. Merging lanes. 4. Insufficient space for traffic entering from on ramps. 5. Slowing traffic. 6. Things falling off of trucks. 7. Blowing sand. 8. ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Potholes the size of Oklahoma. 2. Road construction ditches. 3. Confusing lane markers. 4. Backed up traffic. 5. Engine lights. 6. Other cars' high beams. 7. Maniac drivers. 8. Mattresses. 9. Boun...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Signs for food. 2. Road signs. 3. Building advertisments. 4. Helicopters. 5. Airplanes. 6. New cars. 7. Cute drivers. 8. License plates. 9. License plate holders. 10. Bumper stickers. Now here are...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Pedestrians. 2. Billboards. 3. Radios. 4. Cell phones. 5. Trains. 6. Trucks. 7. Other drivers waving. 8. Other drivers giving rude signs with a finger. 9. Traffic controls. 10. Stomach rumblings. ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Animals. 2. Herds of animals. 3. Lights going off. 4. Fires. 5. Other car accidents. 6. Car fires. 7. Traffic stoppages. 8. Detours. 9. Construction. 10. Lights from commercial establishments. No...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Power outages. 2. Other cute pedestrians. 3. Horns. 4. Radio announcements. 5. Personal problems. 6. Food. 7. Coffee. 8. Passengers. 9. Arguments. 10. Hair. Now here are ten useful tips of advice ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Furniture. 2. Bad drivers. 3. Police chases. 4. Tornados. 5. UFOs. 6. Parades. 7. Pedestrians. 8. Drunks. 9. Potholes the size of Montana. 10. Confusing signs. Now here are ten useful tips of advi...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Truckers with less business have little to be cheerful about. 2. To make ends meet, truck drivers may be tempted to drive longer hours and with less rest. 3. Car drivers who are worried about the ...