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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) I've never seen a doctor in my life. Except for those guys in rehab. 2) I didn't leave the scene of the accident. I just needed a drink to calm down. 3) I don't know where all those beer cans in m...
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82.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. It was foggy, so I stopped in the middle of the road. 2. It was foggy so I sped up to get to the nearest exit sooner. 3. You mean I caused all of that? That's not possible, is it? 4. I thought tru...
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83.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Steal the policeman's horse. 2) Look through the other driver's car for spare change. 3) Tell the police, "Excuse me, I'm on the phone." 4) Ask the paramedics for a beer. 5) Ask the firemen for a ...
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84.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. You'd think he would know better than to walk down a road in the middle of the day. 2. It's not like he was holding a white cane or anything. 3. He was in a wheelchair. He wasn't a pedestrian. 4. ...
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85.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. They're all motorcycle gang members, the whole lot of them. 2. You can't be expected to look out for them. They don't have four wheels. 3. They're so loud, they shouldn't be allowed on the road in...
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86.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Wearing a disguise. 2. Hiding under the car. 3. Pretending to be the President of France. 4. Pretending to be the wife of the President of France. 5. Pretending not to understand what the other dr...
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87.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. They're so hard to see. 2. They just hog those bike lanes. 3. Such a bunch of tree-huggers. 4. If they were responsible people, they would get a job and buy a car. 5. They never get out of the way...
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88.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Play hide and seek with the police. 2) Tell the police you want to go back to eating the cheeseburger you were eating when the accident occurred. 3) Try to blame acne, dandruff, hair loss, bad bre...
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89.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. You are surrounded by big rig trucks on the freeway. 2. It's windy and the trucks are swerving with each gust of wind. 3. You're in a small economy car. 4. You honk your horn but the sound is swal...
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90.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) You receive a call on your cell phone that your car insurance just expired. 2) You receive a call on your work phone that your medical insurance payment was never received. 3) Your accountant says...