san bernardino
san bernardino
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71.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Strange smells coming from the back of your truck. 2. Strange noises coming from the back of your truck. 3. A list of more than 30 degrees on your truck. 4. Booze in the cab. 5. Girls in bikinis i...
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72.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. An insulting license plate holder. 2. More bottles of booze inside than a limo. 3. Reefer smoke reeking from the car. 4. Street racing flyers. 5. Tires balder than a newborn baby. 6. Illegal exoti...
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73.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Have bulges in your pockets. 2. Talk tough. 3. Try to boss around the police officer. 4. Ask the police officer why he's harassing you. 5. Tell the police officer you need a downer. 6. Ask the pol...
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74.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Be smoking anything unusually aromatic as the police officer pulls up. 2. Tell the police officer you have a parole hearing you're two weeks late for. 3. Tell the police officer you know there's a...
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75.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Have fifteen people inside. 2. Have a broken bottle of wine in the front seat. 3. No brakes. 4. Be the person they're looking for on an amber alert. 5. Have a common name like Bin Laden. 6. Have ...
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76.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Blame a bicyclist for being drunk when the officer can smell alcohol on your breath. 2. Try to run away. 3. Head for the nearest bar. 4. Take some pills to relax. 5. Flag down traffic for a ride....
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77.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Be annoying. 2. Start whining. 3. Throw beer cans out of your car. 4. Have a beer cooler in plain sight. 5. Have a jug of wine in your hands. 6. Smoke some unusually aromatic cigarettes. 7. Start ...
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78.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Trucks always go way too fast. 2. There supposed to get out of the way when on ramp traffic is merging, aren't they? 3. They just have way too many trucks on the freeways these days. It's not safe...
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79.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1) A kid ran out into the middle of the road. I heroically swerved and hit this car instead. 2) I was speeding because I think I'm sick. 3) I'm new in this town and I just wanted to meet a nice polic...
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80.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. It was dark. I didn't see the crosswalk. 2. Don't they have to wear light colored clothes in a crosswalk? 3. There weren't any flashing lights for the crosswalk. 4. He must have come out of a bar ...