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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Good fortune will follow you the rest of your life. 2. The stars in the sky will shine down on you. 3. It will drive the insurance company nuts. 4. A weight will be lifted off your shoulders. 5. E...
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72.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. They had set aside $500 to settle your case. 2. They thought they could ignore you. 3. They thought it was enough just to frustrate you over the car repairs. 4. You seemed like a patsy to them. 5....
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73.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. They're bigger vehicles than your car. 2. They're much bigger. 3. You can get squashed. 4. The physics of such an impact are not in your favor. 5. Imagine a sledge hammer coming down on an ant wit...
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74.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1) Old people don't see very well. 2) Some people don't think too well. 3) Cops are not easily amused. 4) You never know when you'll come across a cute girl in a slower car. 5) Children don't expect ...
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75.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. You don't have an air bag. 2. You don't have a head rest. 3. Crosswalks don't come with seat belts. 4. It's hard to get up after one of these. 5. Lying around injured isn't any fun. 6. Daytime soa...
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76.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Tickets are expensive. 2. Insurance companies are annoying. 3. Tow trucks and tow yards are not the cleanest of places. 4. Motorcycles don't do well in crashes. 5. Passengers do even less well. 6....
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77.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. The police take these things seriously. 2. Judges take these things seriously. 3. Juries usually find against the person at fault. 4. Insurance rates. 5. Car repairs. 6. Medical treatment can be p...
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78.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Bones can be brittle. 2. Internal injuries. 3. Back pain for life. 4. Neck pain for life. 5. Brain damage. 6. Shoulder pain. 7. Knee replacements. 8. Upon impact you may fly, but only until you hi...
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79.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1) Oil slicks are tricky at high speeds. 2) Hydroplaning is fun for only the first couple of seconds. 3) Can you remember the last time you checked your tire pressure? 4) Negligent homicide statutes....
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80.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Since you weren't wearing a seat belt, that's not a bill we can pay. 2. Since you didn't see a doctor for some days, that's not a bill we believe we have a responsibility to pay. 3. Since you didn...