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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I'm just going to drag you over to the side of the street. 2. You look okay to me. 3. Did that hurt? 4. You know you're lying in some water there. 5. Oh, that doesn't look good. 6. Can I get you s...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. He was on one of those motorcycles, officer, the ones that are always cutting in front of you. 2. How was I supposed to know he was there? 3. I shouldn't have to constantly be looking for motorcyc...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. This one is guilty. 2. This one is innocent. 3. This one is pretty. 4. I wonder how I can search this car. 5. That story sounded fishy. 6. I need to find a witness. 7. Don't die on me. 8. You're a...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Medical malpractice. 2. Hospital malpractice. 3. Pharmaceutical malpractice. 4. What that food is they just served me? 5. Why does this room stink? 6. What are all those beeping sounds? 7. I can s...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I'm innocent. 2. I didn't do it. 3. I don't know anything about it. 4. What's wrong, officer? 5. Who, me? 6. Let me tell you what really happened. 7. Don't listen to that jerk. 8. I'm a really nic...
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66.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. No more heartburn. 2. You can stop drinking so much. 3. Every lawyer comes with a prize in your next bag of potato chips. 4. You won't be lactose intolerant anymore. 5. That burning feeling in you...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Every time you hire a lawyer, you get bonus points on your credit card. 2. Every time you hire a lawyer, an angel gets into heaven. 3. Frequent flyer miles. 4. The lawyer's secretary might get a b...
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68.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. No more insurance adjusters calling at all times of the day. 2. You can concentrate on just getting better. 3. We know what you're going through. 4. You'll get a prize in your next box of cookies....
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69.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. The next fortune you receive at a Chinese restaurant will tell you this. 2. Your motorcycle will start to run better. 3. Your motorcycle gang will tell you this is so. 4. Life is like that. 5. The...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. They get easily annoyed. 2. Now the $500 they had set aside to settle your case won't be enough. 3. They were planning on that end of the year party in Aruba. 4. This upsets the whole apple cart. ...