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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Spill the six large coffees you were bringing to work. 2. Drop your ice cream cone on the floor. 3. Drop the chili cheeseburger you were eating on the seat. 4. Break the bottles of ammonia you wer...
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52.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. That truck's not going to hit me. 2. That truck's headed straight for me, even though I hit the brakes. 3. That truck is actually going to hit me. 4. I'm a goner. 5. Hey, I survived. What do you k...
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53.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Go to a wild nightclub. 2. Go camping. 3. Play a tough round of tennis. 4. Lawn bowling. 5. Practice the shot put. 6. Climb Mount Everest. 7. Paint the house. 8. Go horse racing. 9. Fly to Vegas. ...
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54.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I'm flying. 2. Now, Im impacting this person's windshield. 3. That's a lot worse in real life than in the movies. 4. Where am I? 5. Who am I? 6. Who's car is this? 7. I thought I was walking. Why ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Shake their head to clear the cobwebs. 2. Realize they've been thrown about fifteen feet from their bike. 3. Say hello to the pavement or someone's windshield. 4. Take the pieces of glass or pave...
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56.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Disbelief. 2. Panic. 3. Realty analysis. 4. Disbelief again. 5. Pain. 6. Frustration. 7. Irritation. 8. More frustration. 9. Exhaustion. 10. Peaceful happiness (this emotion comes when you hire ou...
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57.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Continue biking in circles. 2. Try to get even. 3. Have an adult beverage. 4. Try to take your bike through the drive thru window at a hospital. 5. Try to treat themselves like spies do in the mov...
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58.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Scream. 2. Take a deep breath. 3. Write down the license plate of the other car as it takes off. 4. Call the police. 5. Wipe the coffee off yourself that you spilled. 6. Freshen up for the soon to...
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59.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. This is going to take days. 2. I think we're going to need more investigators. 3. Close down the freeway. 4. Who's the idiot who started it? 5. I can't wait to hear how this one began. 6. If it's ...
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60.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I'm the safest driver you ever met. Go ahead and run my record. 2. I only had two beers.... Oh yeah, and a couple of shots. 3. Those drugs aren't mine. 4. Are you going to believe him? 5. The witn...