rancho santa margarita
rancho santa margarita
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Party one claimed he was only slightly drunk. 2. Party two blamed a beam of light that came from some unknown direction, but he didn't think it was party one's headlights. 3. Witness one said he'd...
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2.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. I was thinking about avoiding your car but I ran out of time. 2. My shoe got stuck on the accelerator and then I hit it again thinking it was the brake. 3. I feel like such a heel. Don't worry, I ...
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3.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. You're probably wondering how I didn't see you? 2. Just so you know, that wasn't the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life. I did get married once. 3. Would you like a band aid or something? 4...
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4.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. At least I didn't hit all of your motorcycle. Your front wheel is still attached. 2. Ooh, those road burns look nasty. 3. Does it hurt? 4. Is that bone meant to be sticking out like that? 5. You l...
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5.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. That wasn't very bright of me, was it? 2. Just shoot me, okay? Ah, never mind, the police officer will probably do that. 3. I gotta stop driving this way. 4. There's got to be a quicker way to get...
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6.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. I was actually aiming for the light post. 2. At least I missed the dog. 3. Your bike isn't totally trashed. 4. At least you're still alive. 5. Could have been worse. I'm not sure exactly how, but ...
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7.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Whew, that was fun. 2. Well, I almost missed you. 3. I thought I was going to hit someone and luckily you came out of the blue and hit me. 4. This will be fun to sort out. 5. Life doesn't get any ...
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8.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Wondering why the sky is blue. 2. Trying to talk to trees. 3. Carrying on a conversation with your dog. 4. Inventing energy saving devices. 5. Learning how to use your computer more efficiently. 6...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Pay bills. 2. Clean the garage. 3. Clean up after the dog. 4. Empty septic tanks. 5. Clean bathrooms on a cruise ship in heavy seas. 6. Montezuma's revenge. 7. Sort through the stinky garbage for ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Handle nuclear waste. 2. Handle toxic materials. 3. Clean sewers. 4. Work in the post office. 5. Work in the complaint department anywhere. 6. Perform menial tasks. 7. Listen to Sarah Palin interv...