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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a pedestrian, not a car. 2. I need insurance for this type of accident? 3. I wouldn't call this an accident, not exactly. 4. Where's the car damage. There isn't any. 5. Look, I'll pay for hi...
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a motorcycle, not a car. I don't need insurance for that, do I? 2. What if I had hit a car or a pedestrian. I wouldn't need insurance for that, would I? 3. I'll bet you $10 I have it. 4. You...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I'm getting forgetful, I guess, in my old age. 2. Are you sure I didn't already hand you the insurance card? 3. I can't find the card, but I know I have it. 4. I think the name "State" was in the ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a bicycle. You need car insurance for that? 2. I didn't have an accident with another car. 3. Think about it. Car insurance is for cars. Bicycle insurance is for bicycles, right? 4. It's bec...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I just can't find it right now. 2. I'll go buy it as soon as you finish with us here, Officer. 3. I have no idea. 4. Didn't the car dealer buy it? 5. My wife handles all of that. 6. My insurance ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Four star restaurant type charges for the food they served you from their cafeteria. 2. Bathroom charges. 3. Bed linen charges. 4. Charges for lost towels. 5. Charges for blood transfusions with n...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Not challenged that truck for the space in the truck lane. 2. Watched out for trucks when you merged. 3. Not run into that other vehicle. 4. Driven a little slower. 5. Worn your glasses. 6. Worn y...
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Increasing your medical coverage. 2. Increasing you car insurance coverage. 3. Getting a bigger car next time. 4. Spending more time with the family. 5. Getting that dental work done now. 6. Askin...
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39.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Whether the economy is going to improve. 2. Who's playing this weekend on TV. 3. What a nice color car that is bearing down on you. 4. Why the driver of the car doesn't seem to notice you. 5. Mayb...
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40.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Go shopping for new clothes. 2. Go shopping for a new motorcycle. 3. See if there's any money left on the credit card. 4. Have a pizza. 5. Trade in the motorcycle or what's left of it on something...