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161.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. We've lost your file. 2. I don't see your claim on our computers. 3. That's being handled in another office. 4. These things take time. 5. We're sending someone out to see your car. 6. Your adjust...
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162.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Strange smells coming from the back of your truck. 2. Strange noises coming from the back of your truck. 3. A list of more than 30 degrees on your truck. 4. Booze in the cab. 5. Girls in bikinis i...
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163.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. An insulting license plate holder. 2. More bottles of booze inside than a limo. 3. Reefer smoke reeking from the car. 4. Street racing flyers. 5. Tires balder than a newborn baby. 6. Illegal exoti...
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164.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Have bulges in your pockets. 2. Talk tough. 3. Try to boss around the police officer. 4. Ask the police officer why he's harassing you. 5. Tell the police officer you need a downer. 6. Ask the pol...
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165.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Be smoking anything unusually aromatic as the police officer pulls up. 2. Tell the police officer you have a parole hearing you're two weeks late for. 3. Tell the police officer you know there's a...
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166.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Have fifteen people inside. 2. Have a broken bottle of wine in the front seat. 3. No brakes. 4. Be the person they're looking for on an amber alert. 5. Have a common name like Bin Laden. 6. Have ...
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167.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Blame a bicyclist for being drunk when the officer can smell alcohol on your breath. 2. Try to run away. 3. Head for the nearest bar. 4. Take some pills to relax. 5. Flag down traffic for a ride....
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168.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Be annoying. 2. Start whining. 3. Throw beer cans out of your car. 4. Have a beer cooler in plain sight. 5. Have a jug of wine in your hands. 6. Smoke some unusually aromatic cigarettes. 7. Start ...
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169.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Brain damage can be confusing. 2. Fractures itch under those casts. 3. Muscle and ligament strains don't sound like much but can hurt like heck. 4. Dogs seem to know when you are hurt. 5. Trucks c...
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170.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. They are not who they initially thought they were. 2. It is not the year they thought it was. 3. They are not in medieval England. 4. Nor are they King Tut looking over his new digs. 5. The nation...