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newport beach
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-22
In business, there is fraud from time to time. Unfortunately, we've all seen that in the Wall Street financial meltdown as the fraud of major institutions comes to light. As any partnership lawyer kn...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Try to open a car door and get out of the car that is now much more compact. 2. Shield your eyes when the firemen start prying the door open. 3. Try to walk normally. 4. Ask the firemen if you can...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Check the car for old beer cans 2) Check the car for any funny looking cigarettes 3) Try to remember if you're rich. 4) See if you ran over anyone. 5) See what parts of your body don't work like t...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Look around for what or who hit you. 2. Crawl to the nearest crosswalk if one is nearby. 3. Try to remember your name. 4. Tell yourself you're going to be okay, even if you know you're lying. 5. T...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Go back to safer modes of transportation. 2. Find a safer hobby, like mountain climbing. 3. Invest in your own MRI machine with all the costly MRI's they want to take of your injuries. 4. Figure o...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Go back to safer modes of transportation. 2. Find a safer hobby, like mountain climbing. 3. Invest in your own MRI machine with all the costly MRI's they want to take of your injuries. 4. Figure o...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Look for evidence of a cover up. 2. Blame the liberal media. 3. Give interviews to the conservative media station. 4. Blame Congress. 5. Search the internet blogs for an explanation of what happen...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Talk to the bicycle race organizers in France and ask them what the heck their vehicle was doing when it hit you. 2. Remove all evidence of performance enhancing drugs. 3. Smile for the cameras no...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Figure out what the heck happened. 2) Call the paparazzi if the other driver is a celebrity. 3) Call the grocery store magazines if the other driver is an alien. 4) Take your valuables out of your...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Picked a smaller truck to be with in an accident. 2. Driven a bigger car. 3. Not been drinking hot coffee. 4. Not have tried to drive and eat a cheeseburger at the same time. 5. Not been plucking ...