newport beach
newport beach
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121.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. You need to go back to the hospital. 2. They've totaled your car. 3. They've given your job to a chimpanzee. 4. Your health insurance lapsed. 5. You forgot to make your last car insurance payment....
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122.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Parts of your body swelling up. 2. Parts of your body freezing up. 3. Difficulty walking. 4. Difficulty sleeping. 5. Sleeping too much. 6. Difficulty sitting. 7. Difficulty raising your arms. 8. P...
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123.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. That you didn't get to say a few choice words to the driver of the car that hit you. 2. That you didn't thank the police officer. 3. That you were out of it when the paramedics helped you. 4. That...
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124.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Guilt, even though you're not responsible. 2. Sadness, over the loss of your motorcycle. 3. Elation, that you survived. 4. Pain, from the injuries. 5. Determination, to get better. 6. Fat, from si...
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125.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. The other driver now says you caused the accident. 2. The other driver lied about his insurance. 3. You didn't buy uninsured motorist coverage. 4. You didn't buy medical payments coverage on your ...
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126.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. You should have taken a different street. 2. You should have taken the car. 3. Exercise isn't all it's cracked up to be. 4. Next time, walk. 5. This is going to take awhile to heal. 6. You wish yo...
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127.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1) It's just a few bruises and swelling. 2) I can live with the pain. 3) I don't want the hassle of doctor bills. 4) I'm more worried about my car. 5) I've had fractures before. They're no big deal. ...
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128.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Ask how they think they would feel if a truck hit them. 2. Show them a picture of the truck that hit you. 3. Show them what's left of your car. 4. Show them the skid marks on the road before the t...
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129.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Ask the police officers if they know anyone who would like to go out with you. 2. Ask for the other driver's measurements as well as their insurance information. 3. Ask the witnesses if any of the...
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130.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Offer to let them pay your medical bills. 2. Ask how they would feel if a car hit them while in the street. 3. Show them your ruined clothes. 4. Show them your cuts and bruises. 5. Show them your ...