laguna beach
laguna beach
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. What your name is. 2. Just what exactly happened, ever since birth. 3. What hit you. 4.. Whether the picture of the hot chick in your wallet is your wife, your girlfriend or your sister. 5. Why th...
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22.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Gone skiing on that same broken leg. 2. Gotten into another motorcycle accident. 3. Hired a divorce attorney to handle your motorcycle accident case. 4. Taken up motocross. 5. Figured your arm was...
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23.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I don't need any pain killers. 2. I'm starving. Can I get something from the cafeteria? 3. You took out my what? 4. Are you sure you're a doctor? 5. You're joking, right? 6. Whatever happened to g...
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24.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. That gas tanker coming towards you. 2. The explosion. 3. The size of that needle in the emergency room. 4. The police officer asking you to try to stand up on that broken leg. 5. What was left of ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) I am not going back to prison. 2) No, I am not excited to see you and you'll have to search me if you want to see what's in my pocket. 3) I have a medical marijuana permission slip from a doctor f...
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26.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I was afraid I would get into an accident and the load might shift. 2. These are perishable foods and I'm on a tight schedule, all right? 3. You try driving loads across country day after day. See...
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27.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Could you give me a lift home? I'm a little tipsy. 2. Wassssupp? 3. I knew I should have renewed my license. 4. Hey, someone towed my car. 5. Nice badge, occifer. 6. I dare you to handcuff me. 7. ...
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28.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. It was dark and there wasn't a moon out. 2. I did stop. Well, kind of. 3. I just bumped you a little. 4. Hey, walk it off. 5. That doesn't look too swollen to me. 6. You could have walked a little...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. If I hadn't put the motorcycle down, Dude, I would have hit three small children and a puppy dog. 2. It wasn't the beer, man, it was the other driver. 3. My beard got caught in the wheel. 4. It wa...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. This just isn't my day. 2. You're not buying a word of what I'm telling you, are you? 3. Okay, then lets try this.... 4. You gave me a ticket last year. 5. Everyone's against me. 6. If it wasn't f...