laguna beach
laguna beach
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111.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Tissue. 2. Yesterday's food reheated. 3. Dog food. 4. Cat food. 5. Tuna surprise. 6. Anything with the word, "surprise" in the title. 7. The words, "Don't eat this" written in the mashed potatoes....
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112.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Pills. 2. The special of the day. 3. Tofu. 4. Runny jello. 5. Spam. 6. Doctor's notes. 7. Hair nets. 8. Labels. 9. Health inspection records. 10. Free seconds. Here are ten actual tips of advice f...
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113.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Ask if you are prepared to immediately go into surgery. 2. Ask when was the last time you checked to see if your health insurance was current. 3. Ask if the other driver looks as bad as you look. ...
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114.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Hide. 2. Disappear. 3. Never show. 4. Spending more time with the nurses than with the patients. 5. Asking, "So how are you feeling today?" 6. Calling you by the wrong name. 7. Reading your chart ...
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115.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Refuse to look you in the eye. 2. Read your chart and call a nurse to explain what something means. 3. Tell you they are calling in a specialist because of what they found on your X-rays. 4. Intro...
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116.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Gasp. 2. Groan. 3. Wipe their brow with nervous sweat. 4. Look as frightened as someone who has seen a ghost. 5. Be scared to face you alone without a nurse present. 6. Ask if you have a strong he...
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117.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Tell you your condition and then call you by someone else's name. 2. Tell you the hospital has never had such an interesting case before. 3. Ask you if you wouldn't mind if a doctor fresh out of m...
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118.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Pull the drapes open and shut them just as quickly. 2. Come into your room with defibrillation paddles. 3. Look at your X-rays and gasp. 4. Look at your condition and yell for nurses in a panic. 5...
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119.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Read your chart and frown. 2. Read your chart and shake their head. 3. Read your chart and put their head in their hands. 4. Read your chart and yell for the nurses. 5. Take one look at you and ra...
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120.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Wondering why the sky is blue. 2. Trying to talk to trees. 3. Carrying on a conversation with your dog. 4. Inventing energy saving devices. 5. Learning how to use your computer more efficiently. 6...