laguna beach
laguna beach
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101.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. You should see the dent I made in that guy's truck. Shows how tough I am. 2. I don't want to make a big deal of it. 3. I don't want to have to make a claim with an insurance company. 4. It's too m...
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102.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. It was just another one of my motorcycle crashes. 2. I laid the bike down on purpose to avoid getting more badly hurt. 3. It's just pain. 4. I can tough it out. 5. I don't look good in casts. 6. I...
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103.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. I didn't want to leave my car. 2. You always hear things about hospitals. 3. Ambulances are so expensive. 4. I didn't want to wait in the emergency room. 5. I was afraid I might catch something. 6...
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104.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. It's just a bicycle accident. 2. The truck that hit me was only an eight wheeler. 3. It's not like I broke my back. 4. The pain is bearable. 5. I'm better today than I was yesterday. 6. You should...
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105.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. It was just a car accident. 2. I can live with the pain. 3. I have aspirin at home. 4. I know I shouldn't use it, but I have pain medication at home. 5. I'd have to call for an appointment. 6. It ...
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106.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. A bill for a meal this is more than what you would expect at a four star restaurant. 2. Egg dishes with only egg whites. 3. Anything that has absolutely no salt, pepper, spice or flavoring of any ...
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107.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Rubber anything. 2. Medications. 3. Surgical clips. 4. Bugs. 5. Hair. 6. Fingernails. 7. Anything that moves. 8. Rubber hose. 9. Anything that beeps. 10. Badges. Here are ten actual tips of advice...
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108.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Dentures. 2. Meat loaf without the meat. 3. Tacos hard as rocks. 4. Stuffed anything. 5. Overcooked spaghetti. 6. Anything with mold on it. 7. Anything that is a color you've never seen before on ...
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109.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Someone's tooth. 2. Someone's glass eye. 3. Some cook's attempt to make Chinese food. 4. A fortune cookie with gallows humor. 5. Lumpy mashed potatoes. 6. Creamed anything. 7. Food worse than on t...
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110.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Anything that might give your roommate gas. 2. Non-alcoholic drinks. 3. Bad pizza. 4. Rubbery hot dogs. 5. Hamburger patties with the consistency of cardboard. 6. Lint from the laundry. 7. Spicy p...