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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. A bill for a meal this is more than what you would expect at a four star restaurant. 2. Egg dishes with only egg whites. 3. Anything that has absolutely no salt, pepper, spice or flavoring of any ...
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192.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Rubber anything. 2. Medications. 3. Surgical clips. 4. Bugs. 5. Hair. 6. Fingernails. 7. Anything that moves. 8. Rubber hose. 9. Anything that beeps. 10. Badges. Here are ten actual tips of advice...
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193.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Dentures. 2. Meat loaf without the meat. 3. Tacos hard as rocks. 4. Stuffed anything. 5. Overcooked spaghetti. 6. Anything with mold on it. 7. Anything that is a color you've never seen before on ...
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194.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Someone's tooth. 2. Someone's glass eye. 3. Some cook's attempt to make Chinese food. 4. A fortune cookie with gallows humor. 5. Lumpy mashed potatoes. 6. Creamed anything. 7. Food worse than on t...
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195.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Anything that might give your roommate gas. 2. Non-alcoholic drinks. 3. Bad pizza. 4. Rubbery hot dogs. 5. Hamburger patties with the consistency of cardboard. 6. Lint from the laundry. 7. Spicy p...
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196.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Tissue. 2. Yesterday's food reheated. 3. Dog food. 4. Cat food. 5. Tuna surprise. 6. Anything with the word, "surprise" in the title. 7. The words, "Don't eat this" written in the mashed potatoes....
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197.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Pills. 2. The special of the day. 3. Tofu. 4. Runny jello. 5. Spam. 6. Doctor's notes. 7. Hair nets. 8. Labels. 9. Health inspection records. 10. Free seconds. Here are ten actual tips of advice f...
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198.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Ask if you are prepared to immediately go into surgery. 2. Ask when was the last time you checked to see if your health insurance was current. 3. Ask if the other driver looks as bad as you look. ...
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199.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Hide. 2. Disappear. 3. Never show. 4. Spending more time with the nurses than with the patients. 5. Asking, "So how are you feeling today?" 6. Calling you by the wrong name. 7. Reading your chart ...
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200.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Refuse to look you in the eye. 2. Read your chart and call a nurse to explain what something means. 3. Tell you they are calling in a specialist because of what they found on your X-rays. 4. Intro...