fullerton
fullerton
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41.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. That gas tanker coming towards you. 2. The explosion. 3. The size of that needle in the emergency room. 4. The police officer asking you to try to stand up on that broken leg. 5. What was left of ...
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42.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) I am not going back to prison. 2) No, I am not excited to see you and you'll have to search me if you want to see what's in my pocket. 3) I have a medical marijuana permission slip from a doctor f...
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43.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I was afraid I would get into an accident and the load might shift. 2. These are perishable foods and I'm on a tight schedule, all right? 3. You try driving loads across country day after day. See...
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44.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Could you give me a lift home? I'm a little tipsy. 2. Wassssupp? 3. I knew I should have renewed my license. 4. Hey, someone towed my car. 5. Nice badge, occifer. 6. I dare you to handcuff me. 7. ...
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45.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. It was dark and there wasn't a moon out. 2. I did stop. Well, kind of. 3. I just bumped you a little. 4. Hey, walk it off. 5. That doesn't look too swollen to me. 6. You could have walked a little...
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46.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. If I hadn't put the motorcycle down, Dude, I would have hit three small children and a puppy dog. 2. It wasn't the beer, man, it was the other driver. 3. My beard got caught in the wheel. 4. It wa...
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47.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. This just isn't my day. 2. You're not buying a word of what I'm telling you, are you? 3. Okay, then lets try this.... 4. You gave me a ticket last year. 5. Everyone's against me. 6. If it wasn't f...
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48.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. He was walking his bike through the crosswalk, for crying out loud. 2. Hey, I have the bigger vehicle. He should have stopped. 3. How slow can a bicyclist be? 4. You'd have thought he was out for ...
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49.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Anyone know where the nearest bar is? 2. Can I play with the siren on your shiny car? 3. Lets try double or nothing on those citations. 4. Betcha I can drive blindfolded. 5. I'll bet you never saw...
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50.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Trying to go across the street before that big rig came barreling through the intersection. 2. Accelerating to make a yellow light about the same time it turned red. 3. Thinking the truck would be...