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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Don't worry. I threw away the truck log book. 2. They impounded the truck for a measly brake problem. 3. No, I wasn't drinking. Not at that precise moment. 4. You drive straight for two days and s...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Riding home in the front seat with a good looking police officer. 2. Riding home in the back seat handcuffed with any type of police officer. 3. Ruining that new car you gave your spouse for their...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Since when does a pedestrian have the right of way if he's in a crosswalk? 2. I am not going back to prison without a fight. 3. My doctor told me I should drink red wine. 4. I don't like the way I...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. By wearing enough protective gear to ensure you won't be injured again. 2. By asking out the nurse you met at the hospital. 3. By drinking milk. 4. By eating more natural foods. 5. By taking vitam...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Telling her that the insurance company will likely take a few weeks before they pay for the car. 2. Telling her that the company will have to rent a car at their expense and wait to be reimbursed....
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. This time your dog is driving the truck. 2. The truck is even bigger this time. 3. You're stuck in your car for hours this time. 4. The truck driver is coming back to finish the job. 5. You're dri...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1) Have a drink to relax 2) Change places with the driver. 3) Throw beer cans out of their car right where the police will see them 4) Watch as the car speeds off without taking down the license plat...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Weightlessness as they fly through the air. 2. Apprehensive as the ground or someone's windshield get's closer. 3. Disorientation upon impact. 4. Disbelief that this has happened. 5. Denial that t...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. They're so hard to see. 2. They're not like real cars. 3. Anyone who rides one is asking to be injured. 4. That's why they make them wear helmets. 5. You wouldn't catch me on one of those. 6. He w...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Do you think we should call the police or try to handle this ourselves? 2. I feel fine right now. We must be okay. Too bad the car is totaled though. 3. I'm in a hurry. Here's my phone number. Sor...