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81.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Bones can be brittle. 2. Internal injuries. 3. Back pain for life. 4. Neck pain for life. 5. Brain damage. 6. Shoulder pain. 7. Knee replacements. 8. Upon impact you may fly, but only until you hi...
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82.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1) Oil slicks are tricky at high speeds. 2) Hydroplaning is fun for only the first couple of seconds. 3) Can you remember the last time you checked your tire pressure? 4) Negligent homicide statutes....
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83.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Since you weren't wearing a seat belt, that's not a bill we can pay. 2. Since you didn't see a doctor for some days, that's not a bill we believe we have a responsibility to pay. 3. Since you didn...
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84.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1) "We're still investigating the accident." 2) "We're still investigating whether your insurance was in force." 3) "We're still trying to reach our client." 4) "We need to speak to the witnesses." 5...
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85.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. You're free to have this matter arbitrated. 2. I've been an adjuster for over twenty years. 3. That's the most we can pay on this type of claim. 4. That's the most we can pay for that type of trea...
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86.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Our photocopy service hasn't been able to copy all of your medical records yet. 2. We're still investigating your accident. 3. We're having our special investigative unit look at the claim you've ...
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87.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. We need to obtain all your previous medical records. 2. We need to have you examined by one of our quacks, I mean doctors. 3. We'd like to take a recorded statement from you and ask you everything...
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88.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Your bills are unreasonable. 2. We don't believe all your treatment was necessary. 3. We think some of your bills are unrelated. 4. We haven't received all of your records. 5. Your bills don't hav...
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89.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. We've lost your file. 2. I don't see your claim on our computers. 3. That's being handled in another office. 4. These things take time. 5. We're sending someone out to see your car. 6. Your adjust...
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90.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Unexpected furniture. 2. Your boss. 3. An angry mob looking for you. 4. Sarah Palin. 5. A fallen tree. 6. A pack of wild dogs. 7. Crocodiles. 8. Your mother. 9. The teacher that caught you trying ...