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51.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Go into denial. 2. Not accept the reality of what is about to occur and try to limit your risk of injury. 3. Panic. 4. Freeze. 5. Ask your passenger, "Any ideas?" 6. Tell your passenger to jump of...
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52.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Change the radio station. 2. Adjust the air conditioning. 3. Open the sun roof. 4. Check the gas gauge. 5. Check the oil pressure. 6. Ask what your dog is barking at. 7. Eat a piece of fruit. 8. T...
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53.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I wonder if I left the coffee pot on at home. 2. Did I get my mail today? 3. What was it I wanted to do this afternoon? 4. Wasn't there somewhere I needed to go this morning? 5. I wonder what's on...
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54.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Spill the six large coffees you were bringing to work. 2. Drop your ice cream cone on the floor. 3. Drop the chili cheeseburger you were eating on the seat. 4. Break the bottles of ammonia you wer...
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55.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. That truck's not going to hit me. 2. That truck's headed straight for me, even though I hit the brakes. 3. That truck is actually going to hit me. 4. I'm a goner. 5. Hey, I survived. What do you k...
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56.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Go to a wild nightclub. 2. Go camping. 3. Play a tough round of tennis. 4. Lawn bowling. 5. Practice the shot put. 6. Climb Mount Everest. 7. Paint the house. 8. Go horse racing. 9. Fly to Vegas. ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I'm flying. 2. Now, Im impacting this person's windshield. 3. That's a lot worse in real life than in the movies. 4. Where am I? 5. Who am I? 6. Who's car is this? 7. I thought I was walking. Why ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Shake their head to clear the cobwebs. 2. Realize they've been thrown about fifteen feet from their bike. 3. Say hello to the pavement or someone's windshield. 4. Take the pieces of glass or pave...
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59.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Disbelief. 2. Panic. 3. Realty analysis. 4. Disbelief again. 5. Pain. 6. Frustration. 7. Irritation. 8. More frustration. 9. Exhaustion. 10. Peaceful happiness (this emotion comes when you hire ou...
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60.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Continue biking in circles. 2. Try to get even. 3. Have an adult beverage. 4. Try to take your bike through the drive thru window at a hospital. 5. Try to treat themselves like spies do in the mov...