corona del mar
corona del mar
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101.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1) Dress for success. 2) Use sufficient hair spray so your hair doesn't block your vision. 3) Don't use sunglasses at night. 4) Avoid kangaroos. 5) Don't listen to talk radio if it upsets you. 6) Ins...
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102.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Perishable food. 2. A six pack. 3. A glass window. 4. Your family's favorite heirloom. 5. Three other people. 6. False identification. 7. Illegal Canadians you're smuggling into the country. 8. A ...
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103.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Telling them you're invisible. 2. Telling them you're a space alien. 3. Suggesting they arrest themselves each other instead of you. 4. Offering to buy them doughnuts. 5. Asking why they aren't ou...
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104.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. A log book with false entries. 2. Not the goods you're supposed to have. 3. Nuclear waste. 4. Perishable food. 5. Boxes of the finest china. 6. Cases of fine wine. 7. Smuggled medications from Chi...
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105.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Being in a stolen car. 2. Telling the police you have an invisible friend. 3. Telling the police you are the invisible masked avenger. 4. Showing the police your mask and cape. 5. Driving off when...
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106.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. A bottle of fine wine. 2. Fine china. 3. The face of someone on a post office wall. 4. Jewelry you are trying to fence. 5. A known felon. 6. Any kind of white powder or funny looking home made cig...
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107.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. A couple of six packs. 2. A jug of your favorite cheap wine. 3. Sleeping pills. 4. Uppers. 5. Downers. 6. Inbetweeners. 7. A bottle of scotch. 8. Old pills lying around. 9. Diet pills. 10. Pet med...
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108.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. You won't believe this, but I'm actually someone very important. 2. I'm actually a spy. 3. I could have you fired for that. 4. Don't you know who you're talking to? 5. This is a joke, right? 6. I'...
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109.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. The special of the day in the cafeteria. 2. The waiting room magazines. 3. People are probably in there coughing. 4. Aren't there some dangerous hospital germs they warn you about on TV? 5. Tell y...
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110.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Doctor office dressing gowns. It would be my luck for someone to see me. 2. Touchy feely doctors. Who needs that? 3. Shots are still painful. That kind of pain gives me the willies. 4. I can live ...