apple valley
apple valley
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-14
If you've had a truck accident anywhere in California from Oxnard to Palmdale, Apple Valley to Camarillo, from Corona in Orange County, CA to Fontana, from Victorville to Twentynine Palms or even in ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. They don't find anything wrong with your vehicle. 2. The police find the other person at fault. 3. The police don't notice your worn tires. 4. The police don't see the beer cooler in your vehicle....
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. You're not one of those doctors in training are you? Let me see the chief of staff. 2. Can I get some drugs to go? 3. Would some Viagra be out of the question? 4. If you need me to take off my clo...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. The police blame you for jaywalking. 2. The police find contraband on your person. 3. The ambulance injects the wrong amount of pain killer. 4. It takes you days to come off the high. 5. You have ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. The police officer doesn't assume you're the one who caused the accident. 2. The ambulance driver doesn't bump your head going into the ambulance. 3. The ambulance driver doesn't drop your stretch...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. You're not found at fault when you clearly were. 2. Your car runs better after the accident than it did before. 3. That pain you had in your shoulder before the accident is gone. 4. You get seen r...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Another bicycle accident. 2. An accident while you're on the way to the hospital. 3. A paramedic saying, "Oops" as he hits your head coming out of the ambulance. 4. The hospital staff forgetting a...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Would some Viagra help? 2. Could I have a year's supply of Valium? 3. This isn't going to just heal overnight, is it? 4. If I pay you extra, can you make me better faster? 5. This is because I don...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. The waiting room overflowing with so many people you wonder if there is a going out of business sale. 2. The same six-month old magazines that have been there every time you've had an appointment....
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Dirty sheets. 2. Bed bugs. 3. Doctors drinking. 4. Nurses drinking. 5. Hospital food. 6. Dirty bathrooms. 7. Diapers. 8. Depends. 9. Doctors leaving. 10. Nurses sleeping. Here are ten useful tips ...