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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I was afraid I would get into an accident and the load might shift. 2. These are perishable foods and I'm on a tight schedule, all right? 3. You try driving loads across country day after day. See...
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82.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Could you give me a lift home? I'm a little tipsy. 2. Wassssupp? 3. I knew I should have renewed my license. 4. Hey, someone towed my car. 5. Nice badge, occifer. 6. I dare you to handcuff me. 7. ...
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83.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. It was dark and there wasn't a moon out. 2. I did stop. Well, kind of. 3. I just bumped you a little. 4. Hey, walk it off. 5. That doesn't look too swollen to me. 6. You could have walked a little...
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84.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. If I hadn't put the motorcycle down, Dude, I would have hit three small children and a puppy dog. 2. It wasn't the beer, man, it was the other driver. 3. My beard got caught in the wheel. 4. It wa...
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85.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. This just isn't my day. 2. You're not buying a word of what I'm telling you, are you? 3. Okay, then lets try this.... 4. You gave me a ticket last year. 5. Everyone's against me. 6. If it wasn't f...
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86.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. He was walking his bike through the crosswalk, for crying out loud. 2. Hey, I have the bigger vehicle. He should have stopped. 3. How slow can a bicyclist be? 4. You'd have thought he was out for ...
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87.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Anyone know where the nearest bar is? 2. Can I play with the siren on your shiny car? 3. Lets try double or nothing on those citations. 4. Betcha I can drive blindfolded. 5. I'll bet you never saw...
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88.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Trying to go across the street before that big rig came barreling through the intersection. 2. Accelerating to make a yellow light about the same time it turned red. 3. Thinking the truck would be...
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89.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) When I admitted fault I was hallucinating. 2) The police are all against me. 3) Your driver hit me harder than I hit him. 4) If your driver hadn't been stopped I wouldn't have hit him. 5) If your ...
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90.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Picking up loose change. 2. Walking without looking for people driving without looking. 3. Having a leisurely drink. 4. Watching the sunset. 5. Waving to a girl on a bike. 6. Skateboarding. 7. Ben...