anaheim
anaheim
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71.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. The other driver unequivocally admitting fault. 2. The police arresting the other driver. 3. The other driver being breathalyzed. 4. The other driver being handcuffed. 5. The other driver being ci...
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72.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Sleeping in Bed. 2. Winning in Las Vegas. 3. Traveling through Europe. 4. Sitting on a beach on a desert isle. 5. Exploring for lost treasure. 6. Having the best meal of their life. 7. Taking phot...
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73.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Not gone down that street. 2. Not gotten out of bed. 3. Gone to an amusement park and waited in long lines. 4. Had a root canal. 5. Cleaned septic tanks. 6. Met someone that wasn't wearing handcuf...
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74.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. The sight of that truck backing up into your new car. 2. The sight of the truck taking off the top of your new car and making it into a convertible. 3. The truck dragging what was left of your car...
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75.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) I only had two beers. 2) Do you know how fast this baby goes? 3) Don't you know who I am? 4) My other accidents this month weren't this bad. 5) I was just on my way to rehab. 6) Aren't you the off...
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76.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. What your name is. 2. Just what exactly happened, ever since birth. 3. What hit you. 4.. Whether the picture of the hot chick in your wallet is your wife, your girlfriend or your sister. 5. Why th...
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77.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Gone skiing on that same broken leg. 2. Gotten into another motorcycle accident. 3. Hired a divorce attorney to handle your motorcycle accident case. 4. Taken up motocross. 5. Figured your arm was...
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78.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I don't need any pain killers. 2. I'm starving. Can I get something from the cafeteria? 3. You took out my what? 4. Are you sure you're a doctor? 5. You're joking, right? 6. Whatever happened to g...
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79.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. That gas tanker coming towards you. 2. The explosion. 3. The size of that needle in the emergency room. 4. The police officer asking you to try to stand up on that broken leg. 5. What was left of ...
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80.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) I am not going back to prison. 2) No, I am not excited to see you and you'll have to search me if you want to see what's in my pocket. 3) I have a medical marijuana permission slip from a doctor f...