anaheim
anaheim
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141.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Just let me use your taser on that moron once, pleeeeease. 2. I only told him what I thought of his driving skills. 3. Yes, I did do that and no I don't feel a bit of remorse. 4. Is there any spec...
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142.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Are you a moron? 2. What's the matter? Need glasses? 3. That was one of the stupidest maneuvers in the history of mankind. 4. Did you just wake up today and say to yourself, I think I'll run over ...
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143.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Today's going to be a really good day. I can feel it. 2. What a beautiful day. This would be a good day to take a walk in the park. 3. I feel great today. 4. You know, I've never felt better. 5. W...
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144.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Humpty Dumpty. 2. Wild toads. 3. Dwarves mining for gold. 4. Sleeping princesses on flying carpets. 5. Annoying people singing in parades. 6. Streetcars going nowhere fast. 7. Cars of tomorrow not...
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145.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Monorails out of control. 2. Stagecoaches. 3. Tree logs with people in them. 4. Bobsleds. 5. Rollar coasters off their rails. 6. Gold mine rail cars. 7. Haunted elevators. 8. Ghosts. 9. Electric t...
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146.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1) Super heros. 2) Talking dogs. 3) Amusement park rides off their rails. 4) Submarines. 5) Runaway mountain railway trains. 6) Space vehicles. 7) Tree house people. 8) Jungle boats. 9) Big fuzzy cha...
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147.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Sofas. 2. Box spring mattresses. 3. The truck ahead of them. 4. The car ahead of them. 5. The car coming toward them. 6. Tire shredding debris. 7. Cars not expecting them. 8. Car drivers afraid of...
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148.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1) Wear your glasses. 2) Don't eat meatball sandwiches while driving. 3) Get a driver's license. 4) Do your personal grooming at home. 5) Use your windshield wipers 6) Use your horn 7) Ask your chauf...
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149.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Inattentive drivers. 2. Nervous drivers. 3. Tentative drivers. 4. Novice drivers. 5. Sleepy drivers. 6. Angry drivers. 7. Scared drivers. 8. Rude drivers. 9. Moronic drivers. 10. Dumb drivers. Her...
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150.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Mattresses. 2. Sofas. 3. Road debris. 4. Tire debris. 5. Inattentive drivers. 6. Loose tools and construction items falling off of trucks. 7. Side view mirrors of cars coming too close. 8. Trucker...